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November 1st
10:36 PM

a message from Anonymous


i miss the videos...

I have a couple of videos I plan to make. One with general updates and one about my cheek piercings. Both were requested. Idk which I should do first tho…
They won’t be posted here - only youtube and maybe my main blog.
But I have a busy life atm so I’ll do them when I can, not when people want (and especially not if these people are nameless/faceless). ;)

October 26th
2:14 PM

a message from Anonymous


Y U NO DO MORE VIDEOS??

I NO DO MORE VIDEOS CAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO MORE VIDEOS ABOUT.

Now, really, I happen to have a life and I’m working every day from 8h to 20h. I’m not gonna spend the little free time I have making random videos about nothing. 
I’ll do more videos if I get any ideas on what they should be about. 

Ps: and they won’t be on this tumblr either. they’ll be on zmashd. this tumblr is over, people!

July 13th
6:32 PM

a message from Anonymous


Are you over this blog?

I’m not.
But I’m over giving updates on the split tongue, cause there’s not much left to say about it.
I’ll keep on posting about my travels from time to time until I’m back in Portugal (August). I haven’t been giving many updates, since not much has been happening (and I don’t have a camera now). Soon there might be new stuff tho! And I might even get some pictures!

:) 

April 14th
3:47 AM

a message from Anonymous


What could you compare the pain level of splitting your tongue to? :/

Nothing. It feels like what it is. A tongue split in half. 

April 9th
11:56 AM

a message from Anonymous


why u awake?

1. Why can’t I be awake whenever I want?
2. Why are YOU awake?
3. It’s called a ‘queue’, and it posts things for me from time to time.  

March 29th
7:13 AM

a message from Anonymous


You're probably one of the bravest people I've ever 'met'. I'm in utter awe of your courage, and your confidence. Congratulations on being able to do what you did. You have an amazing body, absolutely stunning, and you shouldn't be afraid to show it off. You're beautiful :)

Thank you so much! 
You guys are all so f*cking nice to me. Put a huge smile on my face so early in the morning. :) 

March 28th
7:22 PM

a message from Anonymous


o que é ser uma SG? Só curiosidade...

Suicide Girl. As Suicide Girls são um grupo alternativo de modelos do sexo feminino. Google.

March 27th
8:47 PM

a message from Anonymous


wow nao sabia que eras de Portugal :) uma pergunta: já pensaste em ser uma SG?

Ja está pensado. Há algum tempo. 

March 17th
10:35 AM

a message from Anonymous


How old are you?
March 15th
6:32 PM

a message from Anonymous


It must be time for another video, yus? Please and thank you.

Sorry, but fact is I have a life. I said I would make a video when I learned some new trick or whatever. I have nothing new to add and nothing to talk about, hence no video. If you guys send me questions to answer (ones that aren’t asked every single day) or something, I will make one. Maybe* this weekend.

*Maybe = if I get enough pertinent questions - about my tongue, me, my Erasmus or anything on this blog. Whatever. Ask away. 


Happy?

March 14th
1:52 PM

a message from Anonymous


Have you performed fellatio/connilingus with that split tongue yet?

No.
Even if I had, I wouldn’t tell it to a grey head. ^^ 

March 9th
10:07 AM

a message from Anonymous


Love your accounts of tongue splitting, really helpful. I was wondering if you had the webbing/frenulum removed as well?

Tiny bit as far as I know. It’s smaller than it was before. I didn’t have a particularly big one though. I used to have a tongue web piercing that I’d like to have back, but I don’t know if I have enough web for it now. It’s wait and see I guess. :)

March 6th
5:28 PM

a message from Anonymous


can you hide your split tongue? i wanna get mine split and was wondering if people would notice when you normally talk

People don’t notice unless I tell them, tbh.
After you know it’s there you’re kinda looking for it, so you do notice it, but unless I stick my tongue out it still just looks like I have an unusually deep crease on my tongue… In case you haven’t yet, you can watch the videos I made and make your own opinion on the subject.
First week it’s ABSOLUTELY impossible to hide. Really. Not being able to speak kinda gives it out…
After that it’s pretty discreet. ^^ 

March 3rd
12:42 PM

a message from Anonymous


You tongue splitt looks very pretty... what is the length of your splitting ? is seems like deep splitting.... does it affected your speach ? can you spell all words correctly ?

Right now I can talk normally again. I only have a slight lisp, but nothing major. I can still spell, but I’m quite sure that has more to do with my brain. xD
About the length of it… I’m not sure - never measured. I’d guess about 2cm? 

12:39 PM

a message from Anonymous


Because I don't have a tumblr :( do you have Facebook?

I do.    /zmashd
If/when you add me, tell me you’re from here. I don’t add everyone due to… some issues.