I have a couple of videos I plan to make. One with general updates and one about my cheek piercings. Both were requested. Idk which I should do first tho…
They won’t be posted here - only youtube and maybe my main blog.
But I have a busy life atm so I’ll do them when I can, not when people want (and especially not if these people are nameless/faceless). ;)

I NO DO MORE VIDEOS CAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO MORE VIDEOS ABOUT.

Now, really, I happen to have a life and I’m working every day from 8h to 20h. I’m not gonna spend the little free time I have making random videos about nothing. 
I’ll do more videos if I get any ideas on what they should be about. 

Ps: and they won’t be on this tumblr either. they’ll be on zmashd. this tumblr is over, people!

I’m not.
But I’m over giving updates on the split tongue, cause there’s not much left to say about it.
I’ll keep on posting about my travels from time to time until I’m back in Portugal (August). I haven’t been giving many updates, since not much has been happening (and I don’t have a camera now). Soon there might be new stuff tho! And I might even get some pictures!

:) 

Nothing. It feels like what it is. A tongue split in half. 

1. Why can’t I be awake whenever I want?
2. Why are YOU awake?
3. It’s called a ‘queue’, and it posts things for me from time to time.  

Thank you so much! 
You guys are all so f*cking nice to me. Put a huge smile on my face so early in the morning. :) 

Suicide Girl. As Suicide Girls são um grupo alternativo de modelos do sexo feminino. Google.

Ja está pensado. Há algum tempo. 

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Sorry, but fact is I have a life. I said I would make a video when I learned some new trick or whatever. I have nothing new to add and nothing to talk about, hence no video. If you guys send me questions to answer (ones that aren’t asked every single day) or something, I will make one. Maybe* this weekend.

*Maybe = if I get enough pertinent questions - about my tongue, me, my Erasmus or anything on this blog. Whatever. Ask away. 

Happy?

No.
Even if I had, I wouldn’t tell it to a grey head. ^^ 

Tiny bit as far as I know. It’s smaller than it was before. I didn’t have a particularly big one though. I used to have a tongue web piercing that I’d like to have back, but I don’t know if I have enough web for it now. It’s wait and see I guess. :)

People don’t notice unless I tell them, tbh.
After you know it’s there you’re kinda looking for it, so you do notice it, but unless I stick my tongue out it still just looks like I have an unusually deep crease on my tongue… In case you haven’t yet, you can watch the videos I made and make your own opinion on the subject.
First week it’s ABSOLUTELY impossible to hide. Really. Not being able to speak kinda gives it out…
After that it’s pretty discreet. ^^ 

Right now I can talk normally again. I only have a slight lisp, but nothing major. I can still spell, but I’m quite sure that has more to do with my brain. xD
About the length of it… I’m not sure - never measured. I’d guess about 2cm? 

I do.    /zmashd
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